Topless Mobile Screensaver – Awesome July 3, 2008

Topless Mobile Screensaver

This is the funniest thing ever, I really have to get the full set.

The topless girls are all soaped up and rubbing their pert breasts against the screen of your phone.  You gotta see it to believe it.  I showed it to this poor old gent on the train and I swear he nearly had a heart attack on the spot.  It might have been the short skirt that  I was wearing mind.

Anyway, this is the ultimate hot screensaver, so check it out:

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Topless Mobile Screensaver for UK:

Hot or Not July 3, 2008

Hot or Not

It’s a new thing for me, holding a hottie in my hand. I know this guy who says she is not hot, but I think he has an inferiority complex or a small one.
So, I got this as my new wallpaper and every time I make a call it’s like she is whispering in my ear. OMG, it’s well erotic.

Some guy sent me a message asking if I wanted a threesome with his girlfriend.  I said no, but might as well give me his girlfriends number anyway if she is hot.  I added the links again, if you want to get hottie tottie on ur mobile.

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Hottie on your mobile for UK:

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Hottie on your mobile for Ireland:

Mobile Radar July 3, 2008

Mobile Radar

You know when you walk down the street and you want to make sure you don’t bump into some jerk that you dumped last week.  Wouldn’t it be awesome to have a radar on your mobile to track them when they are about. 

Not sure if it’s possible, but check this out and see.  Send me a comment if you download it and it really works.

Now I gotta get to Top Shop cause there’s a closing down sale.  I guess too many bricks went through their window and they decided to move.  Still can’t get enough of this Leona ringtone.

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Mobile Radar for UK:

Battle of Empires II July 3, 2008

Battle of Empires II

I’m totally hooked on games. I forgot to get off the bus yesterday cause I was playing this awesome game. Remember Street Fighter II? Kinda reminds me of that. I may be a girl but I love pounding the crap outta guys.

Gotta be careful though, I nearly smacked this old guy when he asked me where Tescos was. Maybe video games do make you more violent in real life.

In any case, check this out:

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Battle of Empires II for the UK:

The Love Test July 3, 2008

The Love Test

I have a huge crush on this girl, yeah it works like that.  Long blonde hair and those legs oh man, looks like she is walking through water, they move so slowly.  Anyway, I wonder if she might be in love with me.  I don’t think so, but I downloaded the love match to my mobile to see if it might be true. 

So I’m sitting at the back of the bus next to this smelly old woman and did the Love Test.  It came up negative, I was gutted.  I actually cried a bit and the old woman asked if I was OK.  I showed her my mobile and said my true love did not have feelings for me according to my mobile Love Test results.  She got off at the next stop.

Check out this Love Test and see who might be good for you.

Now I met this blonde guy, the hottest….

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The Love Test for UK:

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The Love Test for Ireland:

Garfield’s Day Out July 3, 2008

Garfield’s Day Out

OK dudes, this is the first game I’m putting up here.

Everyone knows Garfield, he’s the cute but grumpy orange cat.  This game let’s you play Garfield and get up to all kinds of crazy tricks and fun.  I have been playing this while I sit on the train in the morning, it’s perfect to watse away 10 minutes of time.

Thing is, I keep playing it when I get off the train.  Stupid games…

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Garfield’s Day Out for the UK:

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Garfield’s Day Out for Ireland:

 

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The video:

Scratch Tone July 3, 2008

The Scratch Tone

I’m using this right now on my phone, it’s well funky.

You heard the original, its boring now but this is a really cool version.  You gotta check it out.

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The Scratch Tone for the UK:

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The Scratch Tone for Ireland:

 

The nude viewer July 2, 2008

The nude viewer

This nude viewer, it’s really funny, at least to begin with…

As you all know, Im into hot guys and girls, so this suits me down to the ground.

They should make some variation like: fat guy or fat girl…

Thinking about it though, who would want to see all those rolls of flab, and maybe the odd lost TV remote control poking out, or a bit of pizza.

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The nude viewer for the UK:

male version

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The nude viewer for Ireland:

female version