Topless Mobile Screensaver – Awesome July 3, 2008

Topless Mobile Screensaver

This is the funniest thing ever, I really have to get the full set.

The topless girls are all soaped up and rubbing their pert breasts against the screen of your phone.  You gotta see it to believe it.  I showed it to this poor old gent on the train and I swear he nearly had a heart attack on the spot.  It might have been the short skirt that  I was wearing mind.

Anyway, this is the ultimate hot screensaver, so check it out:

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Topless Mobile Screensaver for UK:

Hot or Not July 3, 2008

Hot or Not

It’s a new thing for me, holding a hottie in my hand. I know this guy who says she is not hot, but I think he has an inferiority complex or a small one.
So, I got this as my new wallpaper and every time I make a call it’s like she is whispering in my ear. OMG, it’s well erotic.

Some guy sent me a message asking if I wanted a threesome with his girlfriend.  I said no, but might as well give me his girlfriends number anyway if she is hot.  I added the links again, if you want to get hottie tottie on ur mobile.

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Hottie on your mobile for UK:

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Hottie on your mobile for Ireland:

Alex Gaudino ft. Shena – Watch Out July 3, 2008

Alex Gaudino ft. Shena – Watch Out

Oh My God, this video is so hot.  Take the hottest, sexiest chicks, sweat them up a bit in a sporting context, throw in some dirty dancing and a sprinkle of erotica.  I think you got a reciepe that old Jamie Oliver would be proud of.

I picked this ringtone up today and I keep playing it over and over.  This might even match my all time favourite Eric Prydz video.

Check this out while I take a cold shower.

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Watch Out – Alex Gaudino for UK:

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Watch Out – Alex Gaudino for Ireland:

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The video:

Here’s the Eric Prydz shot in case you forgot.  I know it’s permanently etched in my mind:

The Love Test July 3, 2008

The Love Test

I have a huge crush on this girl, yeah it works like that.  Long blonde hair and those legs oh man, looks like she is walking through water, they move so slowly.  Anyway, I wonder if she might be in love with me.  I don’t think so, but I downloaded the love match to my mobile to see if it might be true. 

So I’m sitting at the back of the bus next to this smelly old woman and did the Love Test.  It came up negative, I was gutted.  I actually cried a bit and the old woman asked if I was OK.  I showed her my mobile and said my true love did not have feelings for me according to my mobile Love Test results.  She got off at the next stop.

Check out this Love Test and see who might be good for you.

Now I met this blonde guy, the hottest….

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The Love Test for UK:

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The Love Test for Ireland: